Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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