Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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