my mouth tastes like poor choices
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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