Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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