I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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