He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
