If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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