do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize