I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Randomize
