totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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