Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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