I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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