Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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