Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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