Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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