Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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