honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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