It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Damn victory sex feels great
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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