Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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