But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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