WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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