Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
