yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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