your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I checked into jail on foursquare
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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