So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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