I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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