when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Rumble strips road head = magical
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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