no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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