I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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