Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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