I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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