I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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