I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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