Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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