I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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