We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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