CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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