Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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