My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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