chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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