ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We got so high we made milksteak
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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