3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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