I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Found your dick twin last night
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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