There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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