Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
