Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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