that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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