I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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