You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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