I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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