i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
wat bout pragnant strippers??
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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