they need to just BURY HIM!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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