rhymes with "ouble enetration"
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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