I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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