tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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